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    January 07

    Why Men Are Happier Than Women~

    Why Men Are Happier Than Women~

    1. We keep our last name.
    2. The garage is all ours.
    3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    4. Chocolate is just another snack.
    5. We can be president.
    6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
    8. The world is our urinal.
    9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
    10. Same work, more pay.
    11. Wrinkles add character.
    12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
    13. People never stare at our chest when were talking to them.
    14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    15. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
    16. One mood, ALL the time.
    17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    18. We know stuff about tanks.
    19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    20. We can open all our own jars.
    21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
    23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
    25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    26. We dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    27. We almost never have strap problems in public
    28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
    29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
    30. We dont have to shave below our neck.
    31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
    32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    33. We can do our nails with a pocket-knife.
    34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes
     
    January 05

    请不要为我歌唱~

    请不要为我歌唱~

     

    请不要为我歌唱,

    光是前奏都显的那么凄凉,

    只有钢琴自己,

    在黑白的世界里彷徨。

     

    请不要为我歌唱,

    只是歌词里有太多的悲伤,

    一句接着一句,

    刺痛着我脆弱的抵抗。

     

    请不要为我歌唱,

    我已忘记音符是什么形状,

    但没有忘记的,

    是你还爱我时的模样。

     

    请不要为我歌唱,

    我怕眼泪会弄湿我的衣裳,

    爱一场恨一场,

    都不必再那么的勉强。

     

    所以,

    请不要为我歌唱。

    是的,

    请不要为我歌唱。

     

                                           -2008.01.05 23:28

    January 02

    怀念去年的这个时候...

    一年的变化到底有多大???
    去年的这个时候,正幸福的吃着欧哥千里迢迢买回来的火锅呢...
    现在呢?
    自己一个人孤单的发呆,空虚到极点...
    当大家赶走07年最后的10秒钟的时候,我却被堵在拥挤的车流中,听着电话里传来的倒记时和欢呼声,接着往死打着一通关机的电话,无奈的看着高楼背后那仅露出一小片的烟花,讽刺的照着我灰暗的07...呵...
    08-又能怎样?还能怎样?
    "想问天问大地,或者是迷信问问宿命"
    " 你 " 在那里?
     
                                                                                                 
     
     
                                                                                                  12:25
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    December 16

    NYC 1

     Landing on LGA Friday evening, we started our winter vication in NYC.

    After waiting for the pick-up in the ass-off freezing cold for 10 mins, we got in a white mini van. The driver was a Chinese dude who is also gonna be our guide in the future 8 day till we go back to ATL from DC.
     
    5 mins after taking off the airport, we arrived the Main ST, aka Chinese Town, where we could not tell any difference from China at all. Following up was the best meal I have ever eaten in the US. The restaurant is called Liaoning Restaurant, and just as its name implies, the hostess is a native-born Shenyang moman who was so kind to us since I was yelling in a standard northeast accent when I came in. I was so excited during the order cuz I didn't even have to look at the menu since everthing i eagered to eat could be cooked by the chef there, who had worked in Shao Yuan restaurant - a very famous one in Shenyang.

    Guo Bao Rou, Suan Cai Bai Rou, Xue Chang Dong Dou Fu, Jian Jiao Gan Dou Fu, Jian Jiao Fei Chang, Xian'er Bing, Big Soft Man Tou, Tu Dou Dun Niu Rou, Tu Dou Si'er.....Oh shit......... I was just could not stop fill those motherfucking delicious food into my mouth. My stomach was like being raped, so satisfied~~~

    Leaving that restaurant was the last thing I wanted to do, but we had to check in the hotel we were going to stay in New Jersey which is not very far away.

    AMC(American Movie Center) was just 2 mins walk from the hotel. Will Smith's lastest movie "I am legend" took the premiere shot on that eve. The theater was full of people, so it took us a finger and a toe to find a seat. Finally we found some seats in the very front where we had to look upupupupup...crap...

    The movie finished at 1 am. Back to the hotel, I sank myself, finally, into the bed. Sweet... gonna get up early tomorrow..
    December 12

    第一句
    如果我们之间有1000步的距离 
    你只要跨出第1步
    我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步


    第二句
    通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人 
    才是真正爱你的人

     

    第三句
    付出真心 才会得到真心 
    却也可能伤得彻底
    保持距离 就能保护自己 
    却也注定永远寂寞

     

    第四句
    有时候 不是对方不在乎你 
    而是你把对方看得太重

     

    第五句
    朋友就是把你看透了 还能喜欢你的人

     

    第六句
    就算是believe 中间也藏了一个lie

     

    第七句
    真正的好朋友 
    并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题
    而是在一起 就算不说话 
    也不会感到尴尬


    第八句
    没有一百分的另一半 
    只有五十分的两个人


    第九句
    为你的难过而快乐的 是敌人
    为你的快乐而快乐的 是朋友
    为你的难过而难过的 
    就是那些 该放进心里的人

    第十句
    冷漠 有时候并不是无情 
    只是一种避免被伤害的工具

    December 03

    u know what?

    We should finish what we shouldn't started.
    November 27

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